This PDF was posted on Planet Hunkerdown a year ago, which is Beebee’s blog (bless her and hope that she gets well and comes back soon!). But I saw it recently on twitter and thought of bringing it up. It is funny and deserves to be tucked away as a treasured Archu-collection.
Here are some of my favorite random ArchuFacts:
#7 When David Archuleta looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second David Archuleta.
#10 When David Archuleta enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
#16 Contrary to popular belief, David Archuleta, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most dangerous creature on earth. Within 3 seconds of hearing his voice, a human female experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, rash, sweating, and the sensation of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
#20 Teddy bears are threatening a strike because David Archuleta is getting more hugs than they are.
#27 David Archuleta has enough star power to keep the lights on at every Motel 6 in the USA.
#32 It takes Rachel Ray 30 minutes to cook a meal. It takes David Archuleta 2.1 milliseconds to cook Rachel Ray into a thud burger.
#34 Rearranging the letters of David Archuleta spells A CLEAR DIVA: THUD!
#35 Unlike Luke Skywalker, David Archuleta doesn’t need to “use The Force.” David Archuleta is The Force.
#38 In his spare time, David Archuleta was the original Latino Power Ranger. Not the actor. The actual Power Ranger.
#62 Dinosaurs went extinct because of the David Archuletasaurus.
#67 David Archuleta can light the Olympic Torch with his eyes.
#77 David Archuleta actually isn’t short; you only perceive him to be so because your mind cannot handle that much awesome.